Q. What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A. Yell at her.
Q. What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?
A. One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running cunt
Q. Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls?
A. They're going to call her Old Spice.
Q. Why do women pierce their bellybutton?
A. Place to hang their air freshener.